|Mammon and the Cat|
|Album||Are You Ready?|
|Release||25 September 2020|
|Label||Obey Me! Records|
Mammon and the Cat is the second audio drama released along with Mammon's character song, Are You Ready? on September 25th, 2020.
Cat: Meow... Meow, meow... Meow...
Satan's Inner Voice: I can’t believe this. I touched the “Forbidden Book of Cat Transfiguration” and turned into a cat!
Mammon: Hm? A cat? What’s a cat doin’ in the dining room?
Cat Satan: Meow... Meow!
Satan: It’s Mammon!
Mammon: There, there.
Cat Satan: Meow, meow, meooow!
Satan: Wha! He just picked me up from my scruff! ...Oh, no, what’s he going to do to me now?!
Mammon: Who’s a cutesy wootsy little puddy tat?
Mammon: Where did you come from I wonder?
Satan: Wow, he really likes me...
Mammon: Are you lost?
Satan: This is beyond surprising, it’s now just plain gross.
Mammon: Paw-some! You feline like playin’ with the ball?
Satan: Oh no, he’s making cat puns...
Mammon: Purr-fect, let’s play a game to see if the ball lands on red or black?
Satan: That’s just roulette! That’s not the kind of ball game you play with a cat!
Cat Satan: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meoooow!
Mammon: Oh, you don’t li-cat, Nekozaburo?
Satan: Nekozaburo? What a weird thing to call a cat!
Mammon: What’s with the cat-titude? Here, let me pet mew.
Satan: H-Hey, he’s brushing me with his credit card! Stop that! Don’t use your card as a brush!
Cat Satan: Meow, meow, meow!
Mammon: Hm? No need to act so hiss-terical, Nekozaemon.
Satan: That’s not even the same name!
Mammon: This is a-paw-ling, little kitty. I fur-got to feed mew! Meow, Mew want some paw-k?
Satan: He’s making more and more cat puns by the minute!
Mammon: Meow, meow? Meow, meow! Meow, meooow, meow?
Satan: He’s gone full cat!
Mammon: Hiss! Hiss! Hiss, hiss!
Satan: Wha! He’s hissing now! He...he’s a cat. He’s actually just a cat now.
Mammon: Grr! Raw! Quack! Ee aw!
Satan: What?! I don’t even know what animal that was?!
Mammon: Bzzzz! Zzzz, za! Grrr, grrr...
Satan: Ah, the effects of the book wore off and I’m back to normal.
Mammon: Satan... what’re you doin’?
Satan: I should be asking you the same...