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Dance Battle

Battle Skills

  • "Burn in the blazing inferno!"
  • "C-C-COUNTERPUNCH!"
  • "Die, normies!"
  • "Don't underestimate an otaku!"
  • "FLAMING LEVIATHAN PUUUNCH!"
  • "Let's do this!"
  • "Leave this to Levi!"
  • "Ooh, my tuuurn!"
  • "Take my Power Puff Burst!"
  • "Time for the final move!"
  • "Woot! I'm second!"
  • "You've made me MAD!"

Surprise Guest

Three-Star Wins

  • "Don't forget to thank me, okay?"
  • "Don't tell me?! I'm about to get a totally legit...high five!"
  • (On player's birthday) "I wish thee fortune on the day of thine birth! Or...happy birthday? Right, that works."

Two-Star/One-Star Wins

  • "HA! Can you see how strong I am now? I AM OTAKU! HEAR ME ROAR!"

Gifting the Player

  • "Listen up! It's not everyday I give out presents, all right?!"
  • "I COME BEARING THE SPOILS OF WAR! jk lol I brought you this present though."

Heart Reactions

  • "Aaaww yeah, Levi got touched!"
  • "AAHH! Don't just touch me outta the blue like that! You're gonna make me blush!"
  • "Did you really think I'd like that?! Ah, no, I'm sorry! Don't stop!"
  • "H-Hey! Don't be mistaken if you think that makes me happy!"
  • "Heh...Hya ha ha! Hmm? NOTHING! IT'S NOTHING!"
  • "I...um...don't know what to do."
  • "No! This is one of your normie tactics... IT'S A TRAP!"
  • "Wh-Why are you smiling like that...? "
  • "Why are you so touchy-feely? NO! I won't succumb to such normie tactics!"

Sparkle Reactions

  • "Can I go already?"
  • "Hey! Who do you think you are, just touching me like that?!"
  • "ROFLCOPTER"
  • "Touchy-touchy, no no!"
  • "UUUGGH so annoyiiiing."
  • "Yeah, this isn't so much fun."

Sweat Reactions

  • "Hey! Don't get any closer! I'm a shut-in you know?! I need my space!"
  • "I fear this time together is...going nowhere."
  • "I meeeaan, I guess it's cool you like me."
  • "I'm gettin' totally PO'd, you hear me?! PO'd!"
  • "Nooo, I just wanna go home and play gaaaames!"
  • "Not sure my body can handle any more physical contact."
  • "Should I really be your fav bro? This isn't going anywhere."
  • "Ugh, I'm worn out... "
  • "Uh, this isn't gonna fly."

Perfect Sequence

  • "Aaaah, that was awesome. It'd be even better if weeee... ...played games together, eh? *wink* *wink*"
  • "WOOOOOP! I may be a shut-in, but at least I wasn't shut down!"
  • "You're such a boss! Like, final-boss status. Ah, but not in a bad way! I mean...! GAH!"
  • (On player's birthday) "Today, you can borrow anything you want from my collection! You're totally happy now, right?!"

Good Sequence

  • "Hey, that was pretty fun!"
  • "Huh. Leaving my room wasn't all that bad."
  • "I'd be glad to hang with you again! After all, we are friends!"
  • "You had fun too, right? ...RIGHT?!"

Normal Sequence

  • "Great, I'll see you in-game then."
  • "Peace ooouuut."
  • "Sweet, time to go home and watch some TSL!"

Bad Sequence

  • "UGH, talk about the pits. I should've never left my room."
  • "Yeah, I don't think this co-op thing is going so well."
  • "Yep. Staying locked up in my room is always best."

Home Screen

Login

  • "Do you actually like m... You know what? Never mind."
  • "Hm? It's you."
  • "I've been waiting for you to show up. There's this really good manga I thought I'd lend you!"
  • "So, do you actually like hanging around me? How about we play some games?"

Player Returns

  • "Ah, you're back."
  • "Finally, you're back! Took you long enough!"
  • "Hey, you're back! You know I get lonely when you're not around..."
  • "Welcome back. ...It's not what it looks like. I wasn't waiting for you!"

He Returns

  • "Hey, I bought a new game! Let's check it out!"
  • "I came back early so I could watch this anime that's about to start!"
  • "I'm back! Were you actually waiting for me?"

Touched by Player

  • "Come on, hang around a little longer. You don't mind, right?"
  • "H-Hey, quit it! I'm not used to people touching me, unless they're 2-dimensional!"
  • "Hm, that was a new sensation to me. Do it one more time?"
  • "If you keep doing that, you're gonna...you're making me blush!"
  • "What the...hey! You wanna fight? Is that it?"
  • "Whoa...! D-Don't touch me!"

Morning Interactions

  • "*yawn* You know it's still morning, right?"
  • "I was up all night last night gaming. So tired..."

Afternoon Interactions

  • "Finally, you're here. You know it's already past noon, right?"
  • "If you've got enough money to buy lunch, spend it on fan merchandise instead, am I right?"

Night Interactions

  • "I figured you'd show up about now. Since it's evening and all."
  • "Ooh, this season's best late-night anime is about to start!"
  • "There's something about being up late. It's exciting, you know?"
  • "Whoa. I spent the whole day watching anime... Scary..."

Comments About Characters

  • "Man, if only I had Lucifer's power and influence..."
  • "I'm going to get the money I lent Mammon, and I need your help."
  • "Satan's appearance makes him seem like Mr. Perfect."
  • "Asmo and I are brothers, so who decides that HE should get all the good parts of the gene pool?"
  • "In manga, characters that eat all the time are funny, but with Beel, I don't find it funny at all..."
  • "Don't you think Belphie and I are a LITTLE too similar?"
  • "I know Lord Diavolo thinks I'm just some worthless otaku."
  • "Barbatos seems like he's always plotting and scheming. I don't like it..."
  • "Luke? He's that Chihuahua guy, right? Always looking like a frightened dog."
  • "Simeon totally doesn't understand technology. What is he, an old man?"
  • "I like Solomon! We totally bonded over TSL!"

Game Tips

  • "You can go to Contacts and power up your cards. Henry TOTALLY would!"
  • "Using Nightmare is likely to make thee more powerful..."
  • "Don't you think it's about time you worked on some tasks?"
  • "There's something I really want at Akuzon. C'mon let's go."
  • "How could you forget about To Do? What a waste."
  • "Running out of money? Then you should pick up some shifts at work."
  • "Why aren't you reading the new posts on Devilgram?"
  • "Hey, you've got something in Mail. You should go check it."
  • "Looks like someone called you. You aren't curious?"
  • "Hey, you've got an unread message. You know, it's not cool to ignore those!"
  • "Majolish... Do you think they'd let someone like me in?"
  • "You'd better be going to this event thing. I mean, you totally are, right? Right?!"

Idle Screen

  • "Eh? Are you ignoring me so I'll like you more?"
  • "Hey, give me some attention..."
  • "*sigh* So bored. Sooo booored..."
  • "What was so important that you had to be away for so long?"

Deleting an App

  • "No way..."
  • "Okay, I'll go cast Raise on that app for you. YOU'RE WELCOME."
  • "Wh...? Why'd you delete that?!"

Selected for Home Screen

  • "Hm...me?"

Changing Outfits in Majolish

  • "Is this okay?"
  • "So, um...does this look good on me?"
  • "This makes me feel like a character out of a game. Good job!"

On His Birthday

  • "You probably don't care, but today is my birthday."

On Player's Birthday

  • "I wish thee fortune on the day of thine birth! Or...happy birthday? Right, that works. Today, you can borrow anything you want from my collection! You're totally happy now, right?!"

VIP-Only Dialogue

  • "I don't know why, but I enjoy being around you."
  • "Remember, we're best friends! And don't you try to deny it!"
  • "So like...w-we're, um...f-friends, right?"

Using Gifts

Heart Reactions

  • "Aaaww yeah! I got some in-game rations, baby!"
  • "...Ah, yeah, hold on a sec. I'm just savoring all the joy I have right now."
  • "...How did you know what I like? *gasp* Can you do telepathy?!"
  • "Pfft, like this is supposed to make me happy? AH I was kidding! WAIT! DON'T TAKE IT BACK!"
  • "The peculiar smell of medical supplies... ...I like it."
  • "What? I can have this?! Seriously?! Sweet! It's always good to have a friend!"
  • "WHOOOAAAA wait wait wait. Are you...an angel?!"
  • "Yo... That hit me right in the feels, dude. Right in the feels."

Sparkle Reactions

  • "Did you even READ the item explanations? My name's written there somewhere!"
  • "Erm...How can I say this? You could do better."
  • "Meh. I mean, it's free so I'll take it."
  • "This is totally not gonna raise my Intimacy Lv."

Sweat Reactions

  • "Errrgghh... No thanks..."
  • "I have a question for you. Did you really think I'd like this?"
  • "Sorry to break it to you, but... ...my Intimacy Lv. is taking a serious nose dive."

Whip of Love

  • "It's dangerous to swing around something like that!"
  • "OUCH! Could this be the rumored legendary reward?!"
  • "What do you think you're doing?! Try that again and I won't play games with you anymore!"

Limited Items

Valentine's Day

  • "Wait, don't people usually give something cuter for Valentine's Day? I-I'm not saying I don't like it! What I'm trying to say is that...it's not all that bad?"
    • "H-H-H-Happy Valentine's Day! Hey, can't you see I'm trying here?! I'm not used to this, you know!"

Easter

  • "B-B-Bunny ears...! Don't tell me you plan on putting those on me?!"
    • "Happy Easter! Gonna get myself a limited-edition Easter Ruri-chan figurine! Come with me!"
    • "Happy Easteeeer! This is for you!" (Demon Voucher)

Rainy Season

  • "Wow! For ME?! Th-Thank you!!! Wait, if I get hydrangeas...does that make me a normie?!"
    • "Here, take this. I'm going to watch a re-run of "Ruri-chan and the Tree Frog" now."
    • "Ruri-chan made a magic doll to pray for fine weather. If you're free, why don't we make our own in my room?" (Demon Voucher)

Summer Fair

  • "Wh-Whoa! So this is the sacred Floaticorn!!! I thought I'd never see one of these things. Thanks!"
    • "It wouldn't be very nice of me if it was just you giving the gifts. Take this. Ah, don't get near the Siren Coast. Lotan is lurking somewhere around there."
    • "I bet on days like these all the normies would be at the beach. I wonder if someone will invite me along too. Hint, hint..." (Demon Voucher)

Summer Fair Part 2

  • "Ah! Isn't this from the anime "Polarbeary Café"?! It looks exactly like the one in the show! Give me a second to... Whoa! It's melting!"
    • "This is a thanks... Not that you asked for anything from me or anything but... Ah! The Mononoke Land summer event is about to start! See ya!"
    • "I haven't been able to complete any of my favorite games' summer events this year... Because I've been making sure to put time with you first." (Demon Voucher)

End-of-Summer Fair

  • "Huh? Wha, wha, wha, what? Hey if you gonna squirt at me, at least warn me! I prepared a massive water gun for counterattacks and everything."
    • "Hey, can it just be autumn already? It's toooo hot! Staying inside with the AC on is seriously the best. I swear nothing beats."
    • "Games' summer events are so much fun. Here, this is a present from me to you. I always have the AC on in my room, so it's nice and cold. Pretty great, huh?" (Demon Voucher)

Fall Fair

  • "A Demonus while gaming can really help me get things done. I mean, I don't actually progress that much, but it's still fun."
    • "The other day, Asmo drunkenly stumbled into my room and... ...he kept dancing behind me. It was the worst."
    • "If I drink too much, I won't be able to game properly. Ah, this is no good. I'm already feeling it. Can I just lie down next to you for a sec?" (Demon Voucher)

Fall Fair Part 2

  • "Oh, that's that drink I keep seeing on the Devilgram! Even Sucre Frenzy posted about it!"
    • "It's so cold! I can't take it anymore! Let me go back to my room where I have the warm vents of my PC. It is time I turn to the Japanese art of warming oneself and bring out my 'kotatsu.'"
    • "This time of year makes even a shut-in otaku like me wanna go outside. All right, let’s go get some fall sweets! T-Together of course!" (Demon Voucher)

Christmas Holidays

  • "T-T-T-T-That's right! These are some kind of event items for normies. These are the sort of things you put up with the person you like, while squealing and giggling. I saw it in an anime!"
    • "What does this have to do with ME? I'm too busy with my in-game Christmas events! Who cares about real life?"
    • "Am I seriously going to be taking part in a REAL Christmas event? This has to be a trap! I don't believe it! ...Nah, just kidding. Let's decorate a tree together." (Demon Voucher)

Winter Fair

  • "A scaaaaaarf! Y-You want to g-give it to me? You're not just lending it to me?"
    • "Oh, that reminds me. The Ruri-chan winter merch it out now! You want some too, right? Let's look at Akuzon together."
    • "This matches yours...? It m-m-m-matches!!!" (Demon Voucher)

Valentine's Fair

  • "C-C-Chocolate for me? Really? For ME? No backsies, got it? You're not just giving this to me out of friendship or obligation, right?"
    • "Now if you excuse me, the Devil's Army Valentine's Day gacha awaits me. I've got a feeling I'll draw my favorite character! Cross your fingers for me!"
    • "Here is a gift, normie style. There's also a card. Read it alone. In your room. With nobody watching!!!" (Demon Voucher)

Dango Over Flowers Fair

  • "No way! These are just like the ones in the hanami episode of Ruri-chan! You remember, right? It's the one where Hiro-kun nearly accidentally eats Azuki-tan."
    • "Oh! This is from the unforgettable 12 minutes and 44 second mark of episode 32! The one where Ruri-chan rushes through the cherry blossoms to... Hey, are you even listening?!"
    • "This represents my feelings... So go ahead, take it! Also...meeting in my room in, like, now. Because it's time to watch Ruri Hana — our generation's hanami! Lol." (Demon Voucher)

Talkative Music Note Fair

  • "Is this the latest Ultra Otama Tony 5000?! Did you know that if you squeeze its cheeks, you spells will be stronger?"
    • "I'm just about to head out to a Noroizaka666 concert! I hope I can get a signature from my favorite member!"
    • "D-Do you wanna have an Otama Tony j-jam session in my room? Now that I've got this, I've gotta play Simple and Demonic for you!" (Demon Voucher)

Tiny Flytrap Fair

  • "That terrifying, violent giant Venus flytrap looks like THIS when it's small?! Otaku love these kinds of alternate versions. You know me well, don't you?"
    • "I want a giant one of these so I can control it and say 'Destroy them!' Huh, you don't know what that's from? You have much to learn, young otaku."
    • "You know, sometimes it's like you've got alternate versions too. It always gives me butterflies. You know that, right?!" (Demon Voucher)

Horror's Horror Cherry Pie

  • "T-This is that cherry pie all the normies on Devilgram have been clambering after. You're always making sure I keep up with what's happening IRL. Thx."
    • "Last time it was Satan's turn to go grocery shopping, I asked him to get me a cherry devil crush. But then he said some cats wanted it so he gave it all to them! Can you believe it?!"
    • "This reminds me of that episode where Milkan cried because she baked a pie at the wrong temperature and made it go completely flat. What? You don't remember? This is bad. Quick, bring the cherry pie, we're watching anime in my room ASAP." (Demon Voucher)

A Summer Fireworks Frenzy

  • "You want to play with Frenzy Fireworks with me?! When I'm with you, I feel like I'm some kind of extrovert normie."
    • "In the human world, there are fireworks shaped like characters, right? I hope they come to the Devildom too. Seeing Ruri Hana explode into the night sky of the Devildom... Incredible."
    • "Okay, let's light these... Then, um, afterward, could we maybe try these 'senko hanabi' fireworks? I always see them in anime when two characters' summer together is nearing its end... I want to do that with you." (Demon Voucher)

Juicy Revelation Tomatoes

  • "Revelation Tomatoes? Why do you want to know my secrets? I guess I can tell you, my best friend, though. BUT! Don't tell anyone else!"
    • "I got hooked on thinking up finishing moves once and wrote them all down. I thought super tornado fist sounded cool, but now it makes me nauseous it's so cringe."
    • "You were in my dream the other day and for some reason, you kabedoned me. I thought I wanted to do it to you, but it also gave me butterflies. ...That was a good dream." (Demon Voucher)

Beware of Ghost Balloons?!

  • "A Ghost balloon, huh? I don't hate them, but have some slightly unpleasant memories. But if we enjoy them together I can save over those old memories, so let's have some fun!"
    • "Let's say that Barbatos was theoretically afraid of these... Wouldn't it make you want to try them out? What do you think? Will you be my partner in crime?"
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