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Garbage Day Showdown!
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Vocals Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor
Album Dreamscape
Release 25 February 2020
Label Obey Me! Records
Spotify


Garbage Day Showdown! is the seventh audio drama that was released along with Belphegor's character song, Dreamscape on February 25th, 2021.


Dialogue

English Translation

Asmodeus: Ugh, there’s so much garbage in the kitchen. This is so unpretty. Belphie! Today’s your turn to take out the garbage, isn’t it? Take it out, will you?

Belphegor: Who me? Couldn’t be. It was Beel’s turn.

Beelzebub: Who me? Couldn’t be. It was Asmo’s turn.

Asmodeus: Who me?! Couldn’t be! There's no way!

Belphegor: Hmm, okay. I know how to settle this.

Beelzebub: Let's do it.

Asmodeus: Who will take out the garbage today...?

All: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors!

Beelzebub/Belphegor: Paper!

Asmodeus: Scissors!

Asmodeus: Yay! I won!

Belphegor: *sigh*

Beelzebub: Hmph...

Asmodeus: Okay, you two, time for another round!

Belphegor: Ahh, I’m too tired. I don’t wanna do it!

Beelzebub: And I’m still in the middle of my mountain goat cheese pizza...!

Asmodeus: Okay, good luck with deciding who takes out the garbage!

Belphegor: Here I go.

Beelzebub: Yup.

Both: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors!

Belphegor/Beelzebub: Scissors!

Asmodeus: Ah, one more round, huh?

Beelzebub: Dammit!

Belphegor: One more time.

Belphegor/Beelzebub: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Rock!

Asmodeus: One more round!

Belphegor: You’re quite good at this.

Beelzebub: You’re not bad yourself.

Belphegor/Beelzebub: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Paper!

Asmodeus: Another round...?

Belphegor/Beelzebub: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Scissors!

Asmodeus: Wow...

Belphegor/Beelzebub: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Rock!

Asmodeus: Is this what I think it is...?

Belphegor/Beelzebub: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Rock!

Asmodeus: Is this like a twin telepathy thing? Is that why you’re picking the same thing?

Belphegor/Beelzebub: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Rock!


Two hours later...

Belphegor/Beelzebub: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors... Rock...

Asmodeus: Is this ever going to end?! I’m gonna go crazy so I’m leaving!


The next day...

Belphegor/Beelzebub: Garbage... ...garbage... ...rock, paper, scissors... Rock...

Asmodeus: You’re still going?!

Belphegor/Beelzebub: Garbage...

Asmodeus: Are you okay? H-Hey, I'm getting worried. H-Hey...?


One week later...

Belphegor/Beelzebub: Garbage. Garbage. Rock. Paper. Scissors. Rock.

Belphegor/Beelzebub: Garbage. Garbage. Rock. Paper. Scissors. Rock.

Asmodeus: It’s like you’ve lost all emotions. You've become a garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors machine!

Belphegor/Beelzebub: Garbage. Garbage. Rock. Paper. Scissors. Rock.


One month later...

Belphegor/Beelzebub: Garbage, garbage♪ rock ♪ paper ♪ scissors ♪! Rock! ♪ Garbage, garbage♪ rock ♪ paper ♪ scissors ♪!

Asmodeus: What?! You’re doing it to a tune now?! What kind of weird zone are you two in?!

Belphegor/Beelzebub: ...rock ♪ paper ♪ scissors ♪! The synchronized rock, rock, rock game! ♪ Rock! ♪ The synchronized rock, rock, rock game! ♪ Rock! ♪

Asmodeus: Now what?! It’s a game where you only choose rock?

Belphegor/Beelzebub: Rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ game!

Asmodeus: Now it’s a song about rocks?! All you’re saying is “rock”! I can’t handle this. I’m going crazy. I’ll take out the garbage! And you two with it!

Belphegor/Beelzebub: Rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪...

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