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Chewing Over a Message to You
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Vocals Beelzebub, Belphegor
Album Telepathy
Release 24 May 2021
Label Obey Me! Records
Spotify


Chewing Over a Message to You is the ninth audio drama that was released along with the unit character song, Telepathy on May 24, 2021. It features Beelzebub and Belphegor.


Dialogue

English Translation

Belphegor: Beel, about that surprise for you-know-who, apparently we each have to record a message into this stuffed toy.

Beelzebub: Oh, sounds tasty.

Belphegor: What’s tasty about that? Were you even listening?

Beelzebub: Ah, yeah. So, what’s the message for?

Belphegor: It’s to cheer them up when they’re feeling lonely in the human world.

Beelzebub: Okay, here I go.

Belphegor: Already?!

Beelzebub: I just need to make them feel not lonely, right?

Belphegor: You’re so confident. Here I go, I’m hitting record.

Beelzebub: Uh, Belphie, it’s kind of embarrassing doing this in front of someone so look over there.

Belphegor: Got it.

Beelzebub: Here I go. 3, 2, 1.

Chewing noises

Beelzebub: Okay, all done.

Belphegor: Nice. Wait, no! All you did was record yourself eating potato chips!

Beelzebub: Because when they listen to this, they’ll be so hungry they’ll forget about being lonely.

Belphegor: Beel, I think that’s just you.

Beelzebub: You might be right. But I have to say, you must be a genius to realize I was eating potato chips.

Belphegor: I’m not sure that makes me a genius. I’ve just heard the sound of potato chips being eaten more than anyone thanks to you. Anyway, what about the message?

Beelzebub: Right. Okay, look over there.

Belphegor: Okay.

Beelzebub: 3, 2, 1.

More chewing noises

Belphegor: What are you doing, eating chocolate chip cookies!

Beelzebub: That’s correct!

Belphegor: All right! Wait, no. Can we stop with the chewing sounds?

Beelzebub: You were even able to tell they were chocolate chips. You're amazing. Okay, here I go again. Look over there.

Belphegor: Wait! I might be able to tell by the smell so I’ll hold my nose. Wait, why am I taking apart in this game of “Guess the chew”?

Beelzebub: Does it matter? Let’s hurry and start the third round.

Belphegor: Bring it on!

Chewing noises

Belphegor: This one’s too easy.

Beelzebub: Yes, Mr. Belphegor.

Belphegor: It’s fried chicken, specifically made with thigh meat!

Beelzebub: You are correct! Let’s move on to round four!

Even more chewing noises

Beelzebub: Yes, Mr. Belphegor!

Belphegor: Um... It’s ice made with...soft water!

Beelzebub: You are correct!

Belphegor: Yes! Yes!

Beelzebub: Okay, time for the bonus round. There will be two pieces of food this round. But if you guess both, you will get double points.

Belphegor: All right, let’s go!

Beelzebub: Here goes the bonus round!

Chewing noises, but it's with 2 foods this time

Belphegor: This is a hard one. Hmm...

Beelzebub: Okay, let’s see if you got it, Mr. Belphegor.

Belphegor: It was a croissant sandwiched between slices of toast! No...? What was that laugh? What, what, what? Ahh? Which is it? Haa? Which is it?

Beelzebub: You are correct!

Belphegor: Yes! I knew it!

Beelzebub: Finally, round five.

Beelzebub: What are...we doing right now?

Belphegor: Ah, what are we doing?

Both: To be continued!

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