| Asmodeus's New Hobby | |
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| Vocals | Leviathan, Asmodeus |
| Album | Pomade |
| Release | 25 December 2020 |
| Label | Obey Me! Records |
| Writer/s | Hajime, Mori-masa |
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Asmodeus's New Hobby is the fifth solo audio drama that was released alongside Asmodeus's character song Pomade on December 25th, 2020.
Dialogue[]
English Translation[]
Leviathan: This part goes here, and...
Leviathan: All right, it's all done!
Asmodeus: Wow! That's amazing!
Leviathan: Wha? Asmo? It is, isn't it? It's an “Exploding Robo Bombalion” model kit. Not only that, it's the exclusive full metal version.
Asmodeus: It's so pretty!
Leviathan: Heh heh...
Asmodeus: It's...too pretty.
Leviathan: Yeah, well...
Asmodeus: I think I'm in love!
Leviathan: Y-You like it that much?
Asmodeus: “Metal Build: Exploding Robo Bombalion”...
Leviathan: Uh-huh.
Asmodeus: ...reflects my face perfectly!
Leviathan: Wait, what?! Not the model?!
Asmodeus: Even when reflected in a weird toy like this, I'm still as beautiful as ever.
Leviathan: “Weird toy”?!
Asmodeus: Sorry, sorry, Levi. Please, continue... Finish your weird toy.
Leviathan: It's not a “weird toy”! Okay, so the legs goes...
Asmodeus: Yes.. Those legs...
Leviathan: That seems good!
Asmodeus: ...reflect me so beautifully!
Leviathan: Yup, knew it.
Asmodeus: I wanna see what I look like in the back of its legs!
Leviathan: Woah! Hey, careful when you move it!
Asmodeus: Wow! I look fantastic in the back of its legs too!
Leviathan: What?!
Asmodeus: Come on, get more legs on there! Quick!
Leviathan: No. This is a bipedal robot, so there are only two legs...
Asmodeus: But... I look so good in its legs! I'll order some more legs, so let's make this an eight- nine legged robot!
Leviathan: Ew! That's way too many legs!
Asmodeus: You could replace the head with a leg!
Leviathan: No! I don't want a robot with a leg growing out of its torso!
Asmodeus: And make the torso a leg too.
Leviathan: Huh?
Asmodeus: Then make the arms legs.
Leviathan: What?
Asmodeus: And then add legs to the legs!
Leviathan: What would be the point of that?!
Asmodeus: Have its right leg hand hold a leg rifle...
Asmodeus: ...its left leg hand hold a leg shield...
Asmodeus: ...and its leg back hold a leg sabre!
Leviathan: No way! It'll be all legs at that point. We'll have to call it “Silver Leg Cluster”!
Asmodeus: Okay... Then at least give it more back leg pieces.
Leviathan: What does that even mean...?
Asmodeus: Y'know, put loads of back leg pieces all over its body.
Leviathan: No! I don't want a robot covered in back leg pieces! If you're gonna be like this, then leave me alone!
Asmodeus: Oh, I'm truly sorry for making you mess up, Levi. I'll leave you alone...
Asmodeus: But can I have the back leg pieces first?
Leviathan: No, you cannot! If you wanna look at yourself that badly, why not find a mirror?
Asmodeus: I'm sick of looking at my always beautiful self in the mirror. It's just routine at this point.
Leviathan: It's kind of impressive you can say that with a straight face. I'm a little jealous.
Asmodeus: So that's why I wanted to see, and experience, if I'd be as beautiful as ever in a weird thing like this!
Leviathan: Stop calling it weird! If you wanna see yourself in something weird, go to a sumo tournament and find a puddle of sweat to stare into!
Asmodeus: What?
Leviathan: W-Well, it might've been a bit of a weird example...
Asmodeus: Nice idea! Be right back!
Leviathan: No way are you actually going?!
Asmodeus: Thanks, Levi! Bye-bye!
Leviathan: Oh, wow. His narcissism is truly in another dimension.
Asmodeus: Leviiii!
Leviathan: Wha! He's back!
Asmodeus: I wanted to look at myself on the way...
Asmodeus: ...so is it all right if I take the back leg pieces after all?
Leviathan: Noooo!