Talk:Satan/@comment-44949917-20200129043953

This is of the utmost importance: What is Satan's spirit animal? My friend and I have been staring at him for an hour and we absolutely cannot figure it out!! We have theories... maybe a dead peacock, or a some sort of polkadot bird. I even thought maybe a secretary bird but that can not be the case! Perhaps he is actually a reptile though because of the scaly tail and rib cage. I just have no idea, but we need help ASAP! Our friendship is on the line simply because we cannot figure out what animal this man is suppose to look like. We have been arguing ever since, if we do not figure this out our friendship will never be the same. Please, pretty please. Help us.

Love Khakis