Simeon's Tech Troubles

Simeon's Tech Troubles is the eleventh solo audio drama that was released alongside Simeon's character song Question Love on April 25th, 2022.

English Translation
Satan: So you, an angel, is begging me, a demon, to give you a lesson in something?

Simeon: No, no, it's nothing like that... I just need some help with my computer.

Satan: Hm, I don't mind but wouldn't Levi be better suited for this?

Simeon: Well, that may be the case, but...

Satan: He refused?

Simeon: That's not it. You see, he helped me decide which computer to buy.

Satan: Right...

Simeon: The thing is, once he had convinced me a certain computer was good, he would start explaining the benefits of another. So, I had enough and just bought the first computer I saw. I think it upset him...

Satan: I can imagine the betrayed look on his face.

Simeon: So you can understand why I can't ask him again... Also, he uses so many complex technical words, for an amateur like me, it all goes over my head. Plus, we both love our physical books, so I thought you'd know how to explain it to me.

Satan: Don't lump me in with you. Anyway, compared to Levi, I might be able to teach you better.

Simeon: So you'll teach me to use a computer?

Satan: Sure.

Simeon: Yay! Thank you so much!

Satan: Then, what is it you want to do on the computer?

Simeon: Hmm? What do I want to do? I want to learn how to use it!

Satan: Yes, of course, but what exactly would you like to learn?

Simeon: Er... Well, you see... I'd like to learn to use a computer.

Satan: Yes, I'm going to teach you, but before that, I'd like to know what you intend to use it for.

Simeon: I just want to learn to use it. Do you understand what I'm saying? Maybe it's too difficult a question.

Satan: It's not a difficult question... For example, would you like to use the internet, edit photos, or draw?

Simeon: Please just teach me how to use it!

Satan: All right, I see what I'm working with now. We really are going to have to start from zero.

Simeon: That's right! Please think of me like a newborn child. Hold my hand and teach me everything step-by-step.

Satan: Right... Let's start with turning on the power for now.

Simeon: Woo! That's what I'm talking about, Satan! I knew you'd be an excellent teacher. You're learning a lot!

Satan: W-Why's HE patronizing ME? Now then, this here is the power button, try pressing it.

Simeon: This one?

Satan: That's the one.

Simeon: Should I press it? Is it all right?

Satan: Yes, press it.

Simeon: I'm really going to press it, okay?

Satan: Hurry up and press it!

Simeon: It won't explode?

Satan: It won't. Press it already!

Simeon: I'm really, really going to press it!

Satan: Do it!

Simeon: Ahh, I'm so nervous...

Satan: Stop being and press it!

Simeon: Here I go, here I go!

Satan: Do it already!

Simeon: 3... 2... 1...

Satan: You've got to be kidding me...

Simeon: Blastoff!

Satan: What the heck do you mean "blastoff"?! There's nothing "whoa" about it.

Simeon: These computers are so much fun! Now I see what all the fuss is about.

Satan: You've only turned it on... Moving on...

Simeon: Wait a minute, could I turn it on again?

Satan: ...What?

Simeon: So I can do it when I'm alone.

Satan: Fine... Well, let me turn off the power for you.

Satan: Now, if you press the button it will turn on again.

Simeon: Thanks! I'll press it then.

Satan: Remember, I won't be here to help. So just be quiet and press it.

Simeon: Ahh, it'll be fine, right?

Satan: It's fine, press it.

Simeon: Okay. Please don't break... Please don't break...

Satan: Don't pray.

Simeon: Please don't explode....

Satan: Give me a break... It won't explode!

Simeon: Please don't destroy the entire universe...

Satan: How would that remotely be possible?!

Simeon: Here goes nothing... I'm going to press it!

Satan: Press it as if I weren't here!

Simeon: Here I go!

Satan: Do it!

Simeon: I'm really going to press it!

Satan: Just do it already!!! Again, there's nothing "whoa" about it! I can't believe how long that took...

Simeon: This is great! Thanks to you, I finally understand why computers are fun.

Satan: You're probably the only person who uses them like that. Okay, let's move on to the next step.

Simeon: Satan, that's enough for today.

Satan: What? We haven't done anything yet.

Simeon: I'm a bit tired from having so much fun turning on my computer. I'll ask someone to show me how to turn it off. Tell me when you're ready for the next lesson.

Satan: Whenever's fine...

Simeon: Well, then, that's that!

Satan: Do as you will. See you around.

Simeon: Oh, and Satan! Your teaching was excellent! I wouldn't have guessed it was your first time. Keep working at it, okay?

Satan: Simeon... Next time, take care not to push my buttons... Or else I'LL destroy the universe.

Simeon: It's Simeon here. Did you know there's a follow-up to this story exclusive to Akuzon VIP members in-app? Give it a listen along with my character song!