Stop Reading Over My Shoulder!

Stop Reading Over My Shoulder! is the fourth solo audio drama that was released alongside Satan's character song Read My Heart on November 25th, 2020.

English Translation
Satan: Hmm, mm, hmm, hmm... Heheh.

Satan: Ah, this book is so good. I’m so glad I was able to get it out from the Royal Library. It’s so popular that I couldn’t find it anywhere.

Lucifer: Hm...? Satan?

Satan: Huh?! Lucifer?!

Lucifer: Well this is a coincidence.

Satan: Tch...

Lucifer: What are you reading?

Satan: Nothing...

Lucifer: Excuse me, I’m going to just...

Satan: Wha! Hey! Don’t read over my shoulder like that!

Lucifer: Oh, this book. I was just wanting to read it too.

Satan: Huh?

Lucifer: But it's so popular that I couldn’t get my hands on it. Mind if I sit down and read it with you?

Satan: What?! You want the TWO of us to read this ONE book?!

Lucifer: That's right.

Satan: Are you serious?! Why would I want to do that with you?!

Lucifer: I don’t think I remember asking. Also, you wouldn’t want Beel to find out who was behind his pudding disappearing from the fridge last week, now would you?

Satan: ...D-Dammit! That’s not fair!

Lucifer: Shhhhhh! We’re in a library. Okay, so now let me read over your shoulder.

Satan: Ugh...

Lucifer: You're quite the way through, aren’t you?

Satan: Yeah, I guess.

Lucifer: Tell me what happened so far.

Satan: Wha?! Why should I-

Lucifer: Shhh! This is a library.

Satan: Tch, damn... There once was a protagonist who fell in love with a person from a place and...

Lucifer: Satan!

Satan: Hey, I should be the one getting mad! Why do I have to explain the-

Lucifer: That is so enthralling! Quick, let’s keep reading!

Satan: THAT moved you? All I did was randomly sum it up for you...

Lucifer: Leave the page turning to me. I am the one intruding after all, so it’s the least I could do.

Satan: Hmph. Whatever.

Lucifer: Okay, let’s read then. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm...

Satan: W-W-W-W-Wait...! You’re going way too fast!

Lucifer: Sorry, it was as if the story was jumping off the page. Will you give me one more chance to be the page turner?

Satan: Fine...

Lucifer: Okay, let’s read. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm...

Satan: W-W-W-Wait... Wait, wait, I can't see anything. I can't read any...

Satan: STOOOOOP! Is your entire purpose here just to turn the pages? You know books are about reading the words inside, right?

Lucifer: Ahh! What a heart-wrenching story!

Satan: You actually understood the story?!

Lucifer: Okay, let’s read what happens next.

Satan: Hey, w-wait! Give me a second! You’re going too fast! W-W...

Satan: How are you even turning the pages that quickly?! How are your wrists physically able to do that?!

Lucifer: K- Ugh.. Ngh... Urgh... Ugh..

Satan: Wait... Are you in pain?

Satan: Wha?! You finished turning every page already?

Lucifer: Wow, what a story.

Satan: So you were actually able to read it? What even are you?!

Lucifer: While the main character didn’t get with their friend in the end, seeing their growth was truly moving.

Satan: Wha... You just gave away the ending...

Lucifer: This book never gets old, no matter how many times I read it.

Satan: “No matter how many times I read it”?

Lucifer: Yes. It appears I had already read this book before.

Satan: Huh-?

Lucifer: Well, I’ll be off now.

Satan: So that's why you taking the story in so fast? Which means...

Satan: All you did was spoil the story for me!!!

Satan: Ah...! Inside voices in the library.