A Surprise Party for You

A Surprise Party for You is the audio drama that was released along with the album Ending themes by the Obey Me! Boys on August 10, 2021. It features Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Diavolo, and Barbatos.

English Translation
Mammon: Are we still waitin'? It's already been three minutes since the party started.

Lucifer: You seem even more restless than usual.

Mammon: You think?

Belphegor: Of course he is, he's itching to see them.

Mammon: What? Am not! I'm just worried Beel will eat all the food.

Beelzebub: *munch* *munch* This is good. *munch* This is SO good! *munch*

Asmodeus: Hehe, stop bottling it up. Just say you miss them.

Mammon: I'm tellin' ya, it ain't like that!

Leviathan: Hey, you all need to quiet down. They still don't know we're here to surprise them.

Satan: Leviathan's right. So stop bouncing your leg so much, will you?

Asmodeus: Everyone know the drill? First, we jump out and surprise them, then we go for the double whammy and give them the stuffed toy with our messages. What a great idea. I'm such a genius. And beautiful too!

Belphegor: I'm not sure beauty is relevant but okay.

Satan: Anyway, this whole thing has been tough. Especially since everyone's messages were so chaotic we had to rerecord them last minute. Oh, Barbatos is here.

Barbatos: Thank you all for coming. Today, for the pleasure of everyone, we have invited a special guest.

Mammon: Wow, a surprise. I wonder who it could be. I have no clue...

Leviathan: Hehe.

Barbatos: Introducing our special guest. Lord Diavolo!

All: What?!

Beelzebub: D*guh*idn't yo*ugh*u s*guh*ay th*ugh*ey w*ugh*ere com*ugh*ing?!

Lucifer: It isn't them...? Explain yourself, Asmodeus!

Asmodeus: They said we'd be thrilled by the surprise, so I thought...

Satan: And you didn't think to check? Huh?!

Leviathan: What, so we don't get to see them then?

Mammon: Ahhhh!

Belphegor: Why is Diavolo even the surprise guest?

Diavolo: I, the host, be the surprise guest? When I heard the idea from Little D., I was unsure. But it seems you were all surprised.

Barbatos: Yes, the brothers' reactions prove your surprise appearance was a success.

Mammon: That ain't why we yelled.

Diavolo: Interesting. This surprise thing is quite enjoyable. Let's do another!

Barbatos: Incidentally my Lord, the surprise does not end here.

Diavolo: Oh?

Barbatos: The brothers actually had the idea of presenting you with a surprise gift at the last minute.

Satan: Oh no, this is bad.

Diavolo: A gift?

Barbatos: Yes.

Diavolo: So, you mean to say, the brothers knew I was coming?

Barbatos: Yes. I believe it is called a reverse surprise.

Diavolo: So...you all plotted to deceive me?

Barbatos: Ah! Wait!

Belphegor: Uh oh, I don't like the look of this.

Mammon: This ain't good.

Barbatos: It was a reverse surprise. We meant no harm nor did we mean to deceive you, my Lord.

Diavolo: Even still, I wanted to surprise everyone for once.

Barbatos: My Lord, how about you listen to the messages first?

Lucifer: Diavolo, I wouldn't recommend listening to them.

Diavolo: Okay. I will listen to them. Then, I will be sure to hear all the details.

Barbatos: Understood. Let us listen then.

Mammon: Here we go. Cheer up, you dope! Don't forget the Great Mammon's always here for ya!

Diavolo: You dope? The Great Mammon? Hm?

Mammon: Nah, that's, uh...

Leviathan: Next time we hang out, let's play games till the morning! Of course, I'm not gonna lose to a noob like you though!

Diavolo: A n-noob?

Leviathan: Ah... Hahehehe

Asmodeus: Next time I see you, I'm giving you a big HUG! I love you!

Diavolo: A hug? I love you?

Asmodeus: Well, only sometimes.

Belphegor: Hey, thinking about you stopped me from being able to sleep. Next time, let's have an all day nap together.

Diavolo: A nap together?

Belphegor: Uhh...

Beelzebub: When I'm not eating, all I can think about is you. What should I do? I can't stop thinking about you eating...and it makes me even hungrier.

Diavolo: W-What?!

Beelzebub: I'm going to be sick.

Satan: You must be missing me right about now, no? You're so easy to read.

Diavolo: Missing you...?

Satan: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Lucifer: Don't you ever forget, you're part of the family now. If you get lonely, just call our names.

Diavolo: Huh...? This... Lucifer, you... What is this?

Lucifer: Diavolo, it's not what it looks like. This soft toy, it...

Diavolo: I love it! This reserve surprise is a master piece!

All: He liked it?! We're saved! The end!