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 * "'Knowledge is power. People respect someone who’s well-informed. No matter who you are, no matter the circumstances of your birth, if you’re smart enough, then people can’t dismiss you.' - Satan to November, Lesson 9-7 (Normal)"

- Mammon complaining about his brothers, Lesson 3-2 (Normal)

"”Listen. The next time your life’s in danger, I’m gonna be the one to save you, alright? Don’t you forget that. And if I can’t manage to save ya, then make sure you die, got it?!”"

- A totally not jealous Mammon to MC, Lesson 4-4 (Normal)

"Beel: “I have to say, it seems like November kind of likes you, too.” Mammon: “R-really? Are you serious? You think November...likes me? Well, now that you mention it, November does strike up conversations with me more than the other demons, right? Maybe I’m giving off the aura of someone she could confide with?” Beel: “Well, there’s the saying that goes “the stupider someone is, the easier they are to talk to...”"

- Lesson 4-A (Normal)

"“Your loyalty to me, your brothers’ freedom, their right to know what’s really going on...You place so much importance on all these things. So I wonder, who is it that really isn’t being given choices here? Who is it that’s suffering from a lack of options? What do you think, Lucifer?”"

- Diavolo to Lucifer, Lesson 6-10 (Normal)

"Mammon: “Yo, Asmodeus. Swap rooms with me!” Asmodeus: “What? Why?” Mammon: “Because, um...y’know, Solomon looks like he snores and...and Satan’s feet probably stink!”"

- Lesson 7-4 (Normal)

"Mammon: “Man, I’ve gotta hand it to Lord Diavolo. Even when Lucifer gets sarcastic like that, it still doesn’t bother him!” Solomon: “Assuming it registered as sarcasm to him in the first place.”"

- Lesson 7-10 (Normal)

"Mammon: “Alright, alright, alright! Let’s get started before that ass, Lucifer, comes ‘round for patrol and starts botherin’ us!” Lucifer: “I’m sorry but who did you just call an ass?”"

- Lesson 7-20 (Normal)

"Diavolo: “Yes, Lucifer just kept going and going last night, didn’t he? I’m sure you had a hard time, Mammon. Though, I have to say, it was fun to watch. Hahaha.” Mammon: “That’s not funny!” Leviathan: “Big News: Last night, Lord Diavolo, Lucifer and Mammon totally [CENSORED]!” Mammon: “Hey! Don’t post stuff like that, I don’t want my personal info leakin’ online!” Satan: “Wait, that’s the part you have a problem with, Mammon?” Asmodeus: “I bet they were on the [CENSORED], and Lucifer [CENSORED] and [CENSORED]! Am I right?” Luke: “Simeon, why’d you put your hands over my ears? I can’t hear anything this way.” Simeon: “Right. That’s the idea, Luke.”"

- Lesson 8-2 (Normal)

"Leviathan: “November, Asmo, and Mammon are all in bed together, tangled up in each other and stuff. It’s hard not to fantasize about where this might be heading.” Luke: “Fantasize? Ooh, what sort of fantasy are we talking about? Like knights and wizards and stuff?!” Beelzebub: “Are they eating anything good in this fantasy?”"

- Lesson 8-15 (Normal)

"”Hey, Satan! What do you think you’re doing throwing a pillow at Simeon like that, huh?! Take this! Super Celestial Shooting Pillooooow!”"

- Luke, Lesson 8-16 (Normal)

"Lucifer: “Just what do you think you’re doing?!” Diavolo: “That’s a good question, yes. Honestly, I have to say I’m disappointed...” Lucifer: “Diavolo, I promise you that I’m going to have a good long talk with them, and ensure that-“ Diavolo: “I mean, a pillow fight? How could you do something fun like that and yet not think of inviting us?” Lucifer: “...What?”"

- Lesson 8-16 (Normal)

"”Knowledge is power. People respect someone who’s well-informed. No matter who you are, no matter the circumstances of your birth, if you’re smart enough, then people can’t dismiss you.”"

- Satan to MC, Lesson 9-7 (Normal)

"Satan (Lucifer): “It makes sense for November to be here since it’s her room. But, Mammon, Asmo, what exactly are you two doing here?” Mammon: “Um...well, ya see..The thing is, uh...” Asmodeus: “Why do you two get to be in this room, watchin’ November change and sleep, even first thing in the mornin’ while I don’t! It ain’t fair, I’m jealous as hell and I wanna be in on this too, dammit!” ...Is that what you’re getting at?” Mammon: “Hey, stop impersonatin’ me!”"

- Lesson 9-12 (Normal)

"Lucifer (Satan): “Hello, hello, hello, Diavolo! I’m sooo happy to see you! You’re all I ever think about, honey! I dreamed about you again, last night and then I ended up oversleeping, which is why I wasn’t at the assembly hall this morning...!” Satan (Lucifer): “...” Lucifer (Satan): “Diavolo, is it just me or do you look tense? Want me to give you a nice shoulder massage? How about your arms? Maybe your legs, too? If you’re feeling tired, you just let me know mmkay?” Satan (Lucifer): “Hey, November. I’m not actually like that, am I? I’m really not, right?” Diavolo: “I don’t feel tense at all - or tired, for that matter. So, Satan. What’re you doing in Lucifer’s body?”"

- Lesson 9-14 (Normal)

"“Kabedon? Wait, I thought that was when you grabbed the front of someone’s shirt, lifted them up, and slammed them against a wall.”"

- Mammon, Lesson 10-15 (Hard)

"”I have to say, I’m surprised. I never expected Lucifer of all demons to listen to a human, but that’s what he did. He clearly trusts you, doesn’t he? But know that nothing lasts forever. Sometime in the near future, he will lose every last ounce of trust he puts in you now. Whether you believe me or not is up to you. I’m simply telling you the future that I see for you. Do be careful.”"

- Grisella to MC

"”Though you weren’t selected to come to the Devildom due to any special abilities on your part, you are somewhat special to me on a personal level.”"

- Lucifer to MC, Lesson 12-6 (Normal)

"Mammon: “Oh, and, don’t worry about the money part. Cus’ my older brother here is gonna take care of the payment, and in cash, too! BOOM!” Satan (Lucifer): “I’m sorry but I have no idea who this person is. And that I also think he has a stupid face.” Mammon: “Hey, come on! Aww...”"

- Lesson 12-13 (Hard)

"Asmodeus: “We know your plan is stupid, but we stupidly followed you down here because this stupid plan is our only option, stupid!~” Mammon: “Hey, c’mon! You were just lookin’ for a way to say “stupid” as many times as you could!”"

- Lesson 14-6 (Normal)

"”It may seem like we’re rejecting our history by acknowledging and accepting each other, and building relationships. But we’ll get anywhere if we’re too afraid to move forward. What we need now is to have the courage to take the first step into the future.”"

- Diavolo to Belphegor, Lesson 14-17 (Normal)

"Asmodeus: “I mean, you know that’s impossible. The doors into the past are inside Barbatos’s room, don’t you remember?” Levi: “Sure, but can’t you use your powers to charm him or something?” Asmodeus: “No, thank you. I mean, we’re talking about Barbatos here. If my powers did work on him, who knows what he might do to me once he ends up charmed? He might kill me, and I’m too young for that.” Mammon: “Pfft. What are ya, chicken?” Asmodeus: “Okay, then. Why don’t you go seduce him, Mammon?” Mammon: “Me? Hm.... No way that’s happenin’!” Asmodeus: “But you really considered it for a second there, didn’t you?”"

- Lesson 16-A (Normal)

"Mammon: “Y’all’re dumb as stumps, ya know that? I was November’s first, after all. So clearly, I’m the one deservin’ of all her love!” Satan: “...” Asmodeus: “Mammon, stop being so misleading. You’ve got Satan here thinking that you you actually were November’s first. Satan, what Mammon means is that he was the first one to make a pact with her, okay?” Satan: “Pfft, like I care.” Levi: “If you don’t care, then why look so relieved? We can all see it on your face, Satan lmao.”"

- Lesson 16-A (Normal)

"Beel: “From now on, I want you to trust the rest of us more, Lucifer. Look to us for help and support whenever you need it. And not just to me, I mean all of us - including Belphie.” Lucifer: “But what if that still isn’t enough, even with all of us working together? What then?” Beel: “That’s easy. At times like that, you can depend on November to help, of course. Isn’t that right” Lucifer: “Yes. that’s right.”"

- Lesson 16-B (Normal)

"“Nothing that happens in this world is a coincidence. It’s all fate, and it was meant to be. At least, that’s what I personally believe.”"

- Diavolo to Lucifer about picking November, Lesson 16-15 (Hard)

"“Man, listen to you. What’s up with all the negativity, huh? Levi’s the depressin’ one here. He’s got that role covered, already, so knock it off with the sad sack routine, wouldja?”"

- Mammon to Beelzebub about him thinking Belphie doesn’t forgive him, Lesson 18-10 (Normal)

"“Careful, November. Mammon’s stupidity levels are so off the chart that watching him might cause your brain to rot.”"

- Belphie after seeing Mammon’s unsuccessful attempt at swiping a Golden Apple, Lesson 18-17 (Normal)

"”To be honest, there was one time when I was so incredibly hungry that I wanted to gobble you up, November. I managed to resist the urge to do that, but now that I think about it, I wish I’d given into it. Because they say that “you are what you eat”, which means I’d be you, so we’d be together forever.”"

- Beel to November, Lesson 20-21 (Normal)

"Satan: “You just wanted to have a little fun with Mammon under the guise of discipline, didn’t you? I mean, everyone knows he’s your favorite, after all, Lucifer.” Mammon: “Gross!” Lucifer: “What’s wrong, Satan? Are you hoping for a little attention yourself? Because if you ever feel neglected you know you can just be honest with me and say ‘I need attention, Lucifer.’” Satan: “It’ll be a cold, cold day in the Devildom before you'll ever hear me say something so gross.”"

- Lesson 20-15 (Hard)

"“But, there’s something wrong about Mammon’s clothes...I feel like my IQ has dropped just from wearing them.”"
 * -|Pop Quizzes=

- Lucifer to MC, Lesson 1-14 of Body Swap Panic event

"“Yeesh, what’s got his panties in a bunch?”"

- Mammon about Lucifer, Lesson 1-1 of Part-time Jobs event

"Lucifer: “At any rate, I’ll be watching to make sure you don’t duck out early, Mammon.” November: “I’ll keep an eye on him, too.” Lucifer: “Much appreciated, November.” Mammon: “C’mon, you two! Have some faith, will ya?” Barbatos: “In one sense, they have great faith that you will attempt to sneak out of work.”"

- Lesson 1-7 of Part-time Jobs event

"”You can bet that I’ll be much more considerate next time I make a call to customer service. Besides, I’ve found that I can handle even the most unreasonable of complaints. I assume it’s because I live with a bunch of unreasonable individuals.”"

- Satan to November, Lesson 1-17 of Part-time Jobs event

"November: “Mammon, are you okay? Nothing wrong with you?” Mammon: “Nah, not really...” Asmodeus: “FYI, November, there’s PLENTY wrong with him. His brain, his face, the way he behaves...but that’s nothing new!” Mammon: “Hey! No one asked you.”"

- Lesson 2-4 of Asmodeus’s Birthday ‘21 event

"Solomon: “Wait, so Mammon’s credit card...ran off?” Asmodeus: “I mean, I can see how you might want to run away if you belonged to Mammon, but still...”"

- Lesson 2-4 of Asmodeus’s ‘21 Birthday event

"Toddler Little D. No 2: “Hey! What’s this?” Asmodeus: “Hm? Oh, that’s a bath bomb. You put it in your bath and it leaves your skin feeling soft and smooth.” Toddler Little D. No 2: “I wanna have a bath with it!” Asmodeus: “Huh?! Out of the question? That’s a very expensive brand!” November: “Why don’t you let him?” Leviathan: “Yeah, just bear with it! Remember, the only way to exorcise them is to satisfy them!” Luke: “You make them sound like evil spirits...”"

- Lesson 2-F of You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me! event

"Leviathan: “Listen, you shouldn’t throw a tantrum just because you lost.” November: “Good discipline!” Leviathan: “You think so? Thanks. I didn’t want him to turn out like Mammon.”"

- Lesson 2-H of You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me! event

"Lucifer: “Honey, I’m home! What’s for dinner tonight?” Barbatos: “Welcome back, dear. We’re having stewed shadow hog today.” Diavolo: “Mommy! Daddy! We ran a race at school today!” Lucifer: “Sigh...I can’t believe I’m playing family with the future Demon King...” Lucifer: “These roles are baffling to begin with. Why am I the father amd Barbatos the mother?” Diavolo: “Because it suits you two.” Barbatos: “...That is hardly a compliment.”"

- Lesson 2-12 of You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me! event

"Mammon: “You just leave everything to me! You can always count on the Great Mammon! Think of me as, like, your rock!” Lucifer: “Right. Let’s just hope you don’t mean a rock tied to my feet that drags me to the bottom of the sea.”"

- Lesson 1-14 of Happy Birthday! Dear Lucifer ‘21 event

"November: “You guys were amazing!” Mammon: “Hehe, didja fall in love with me all over again?” Satan: “You make it sound as though November were already in love with you.” Lucifer: “As if.” Mammon: “Shut up! I didn’t ask for your opinions!”"

- Lesson 3-14 of Toys Galore! event

"“Hey…! Ya can’t just lay a wet one on me outta nowhere!”"

- Mammon to November, Lesson 1-5 of Get Arty With It event

"Satan: “This exceeds my expectations…in the worst possible way.” November: “Work your magic, please.” Satan: “You know I will.” Satan: “All of these stories lack one critical element. Cats.” Satan: Cats are synonymous with stories. Stories are synonymous with cats.”"

- Lesson 1-20 of Get Arty With It event

"“I won’t allow anyone to take you from me. Not even in a work of fiction.”"

- Lucifer to November, Lesson 1-22 of Get Arty With It event

"“How does a student get mixed up in gambling only to be reincarnated as a beat, become a king, win a cooking contest, and then a dang cat appears out of nowhere before the hero?! And then it turns out they dreamt the whole thing?!”"

- Levi, about the manga the others made, Lesson 2-2 of Get Arty With It event

"Simeon: “Everyone’s individuality comes through nicely.” Diavolo: “I was very entertained. In fact, I think it deserves an anime adaptation.” Levi: “How would an anime like this even work?!” Diavolo: “Would you like to find out?” Levi: “Huh?“"

- Lesson 2-2 of Get Arty With It event

"Lucifer: “What in the Devildom is this…? I’ve never seen constellations like this before.” Beelzebub: “That’s the donut constellation, I made it. Doesn’t it look tasty?” Asmodeus: “Ooh, that one is the Asmodeus constellation, made by yours truly! I thought since I’m as beautiful as the stars, there’s no reason why I shouldn’t make my own constellation!” Lucifer: “How about I turn you into stardust instead?”"

- Lesson 2-12 of Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star event

"Asmodeus: Why don’t we put aside the whole “choosing a spouse” thing for the time being and maybe we could just amuse ourselves? You know, as a threesome? Beelzebub: You mean, like, the three of us sitting down and having something to eat together? Because that sounds great! Asmodeus: Oh, um…I wasn’t thinking about eating, no. Beelzebub: Well, how would the three of us “amuse ourselves” then? Asmodeus: Hehe, would you like me to tell you?"

- Lesson 1-9 of Rub That Lamp event

"Mammon: There’s a real important day comin’ up soon. Do you know what it is? Ya totally do, right? November: It’s the day you get strung up from the ceiling. Mammon: What the…that doesn’t even make sense! What’s important about that, huh? Like it’s pretty much an everyday thing! I was talkin’ about the Great Mammon’s birthday! Seriously, get with the program!"

- Lesson 1-1 of Happy Birthday! Dear Mammon ‘21 event

"What the movie lacks is sexiness! Shall we add more revealing scenes, like me in a swimsuit, perhaps?"

- Asmodeus, Lesson 2-5 of Paws and Claws 2 event

"Although I enjoy being a lone wolf, I don’t mind having you by my side."

- Lucifer to November, Lesson 2-G of Paws and Claws 2 event

"You’re always real nice to me, even though I can be…uh, y’know. It ain’t just me, neither. You’re kind to absolutely everyone. Which, honestly, kinda pisses me off sometimes."

- Mammon to November, Lesson 1-17 of You're A Gem event

"This gemstone represents "eternity”. While I know full well that it is impossible for something to stay the same forever, I can’t help but wish for an eternity with you. At the very least, my feelings for you will never change. Not now, not ever."

- Lucifer to November, Lesson 2-20 of You’re A Gem event

"Mammon: “Looks like I’m supposed to be the woodcutter, Simeon’s the envious neighbor, November’s the deity, and Satan’s…the axe?” Satan: “How am I supposed to play the role of an axe?” Mammon: “All I gotta do is toss Satan into the lake, right? No sweat.” Simeon: “Now that Satan’s in the lake, November, you’re up next.” November: “I shall reward you with this golden Satan.” Mammon: “A “golden Satan”? What am I supposed to do with that?!” Satan: “Mammooooon!” Simeon: “It appears the golden Satan is rather angry.” Satan: “I’m going to strangle you!” Mammon: “Hey, what’re you blamin’ me for? I just went and did what I was told to do and dropped the axe in the lake!”"

- Lesson 1-15 of Storybook World event

"Simeon: “My role is to purposefully drop my axe into the lake in order to claim the golden axe for my own selfish gain.” Satan: “Am I going to be thrown into the lake, again?” November: “Nothing personal, Satan.” Simeon: “Alright, I’m going to throw you in now, Satan.” Satan: “Do your worst.” November: “I shall give you this golden Satan and silver Satan.” Satan: “Wh-there’s two of me now?!” Simeon: “I appreciate your generosity, but one Satan is more than enough for me.” Mammon: “Alright. I’ll help a neighbor out and take the golden one off your hands. Silver Satan looks cheap, anyway.” Satan: “There is no gold or silver anything! There’s only one Satan!” Simeon: “Oh, a new message. ‘Everyone returned home with the golden Satan and lived happily ever after’.” Satan: “…this is the worst ending I’ve ever heard.”"

- Lesson 1-17 of Storybook World event

"Belphegor: Mammon ran past me just now and he was crying. Did something happen? Leviathan: It's Mammon. He obviously did something stupid again."

- Lesson 2-15 of Happy Birthday, Dear Solomon 2021 event

"Barbatos: "Am I doing this correctly?" Lucifer: "Lift your cheeks higher, Barbatos." Barbatos: "You're one to talk. Can't you look a little less sinister?""

- Lesson 3-10 of A Surprise for You event

"Leviathan: "We've tried every idea we could come up with and we still haven't had any luck..." Beelzebub: "November's gonna be a sadist forever..." November: "You don't like my sadistic side?" Leviathan: "That's not it at all! In fact, I find it rather titillating!" Mul: "Um...I've heard of one way. One way to break the curse is to cry..." November: "Good." Mul: "Eek!" Leviathan: "I have shivers running down my spine!" Simeon: "Leviathan, now isn't really the time to be getting excited...""

- Lesson 3-12 of A Surprise for You event

"Leviathan: "I wanted to keep this to myself, but, I have to ask. Does anyone else find this sadistic side of November kind of...nice?" Leviathan: "N-not that it's a good thing that she's thrned against her will, of course. I just mean it's not a bad look, is all." Diavolo: "Hmm, I never thought of it that way. Care to elaborate?" Simeon: "Leviathan, you like it when others berate you, don't you?" Leviathan: "W-what?! That's not true! I only said that cus' it's November, obviously!" November: "I had no idea you were such a masochist~" Leviathan: "I-I'm not! You've got it all wrong!" Diavolo: "There's nothing to be afraid of, I think it's wonderful you're open to exploring different things." Leviathan: "Y-you really think so...?""

- Lesson 3-G of A Surprise for You event

"Lucifer: "No one could've anticipated that a curse like this would be such a hassle to reverse..." November: "Now, I'm just like you, Lucifer." Lucifer: "Are you implying that I'm a sadist?""

- Lesson 3-I of A Surprise for You event

"Belphegor: "Your turn, Lucifer." Lucifer: "You all already saw the extent of my love for November. I have no need to go above and beyond to express myself when I can simply tell her how I feel directly." Lucifer: "Besides, I've already made my feelings of gratitude very clear." Satan: "Is that your way of saying you couldn't come up with any good ideas?""

- Lesson 4-D of A Surprise for You event

"Diavolo: "But they were so impressed by everyone's dedication that they wanted to leave you all with something to remember by." Leviathan: "Wait, so that means I get..." Barbatos: "...peaches, I suppose." Leviathan: "This is so unfair!""

- Lesson 2-22 of RAD Tumbling Troupe event


 * Lucifer: "Stop right there. The last thing I need are to bring these ruffians home with me."
 * Lucifer: "...hey! Quit clinging to me!"
 * Beelzebub: "Those pandas really refuse to leave Lucifer alone.”
 * Belphegor: "Heh. No matter where he goes, they waddle along right behind him."
 * Satan: "Like a mother duck and her ducklings."
 * November: "Aww, that's so sweet!"
 * Lucifer: "November, quit smirking and do something!"
 * Diavolo: "Why, it's positively charming!"
 * Lucifer: "Not you, too!"
 * Lucifer: "...where do you think you're all going?! You can't just leave me like this!" -Lesson 2-22 of RAD Tumbling Troupe event


 * Diavolo: “We’ve gone after Lucifer several times, now. But, we still haven’t managed to tag him.
 * Lucifer: Naturally. There’s nothing more pathetically slow than a chain of demons holding hands. And I’ll have absolutely no part in it.
 * Satan: Likewise. I can’t even begin to imagine what it’d be like to hold hands with you. -Lesson 2-D of Cold Snap


 * Diavolo: The next question is "You'd never catch me living in this kind of Devildom!" What kind of Devildom is this?
 * Leviathan: My time to shine has come! Here I go!
 * Leviathan: A Devildom ruled by seven unruly brothers!
 * Leviathan: But, wait! Something about that sounds awfully familiar! Badum-tss!
 * Asmodeus: I don't get it. Where's the joke? -Lesson 2-E of Valentine‘s Day Showdown

"”Leave your cacophonous bleep-bloop music to your games, Levi.”"
 * -|Messages=

- Lucifer to Levi, “Let’s Form a Band” chat - The Demon Brothers (6)

"Leviathan: “My type is...” Mammon: “If the next message from you includes “Ruri-chan <3” or another one of your fantasy girlfriends, so help me...” Leviathan: “Damn. Well, then...”"

- ”Who’s Your Type” chat - House of Lamentation (7)

"Mammon: “Listen up and be amazed! I, the Great Mammon, have received a love letter from November!” Leviathan: “He must be hallucinating again.” Mammon: “I’m not hallucinatin’! It’s a letter in a pretty lil’ envelope, what else could it be besides a love letter?” Beelzebub: “You mean, you haven’t opened it yet?” Mammon: “Well, it’s kinda sealed shut. Besides, can’t a guy savor the moment a bit before he opens it?” Belphegor: “Wow, I never pegged you as the type.” Mammon: “Hey! Whaddaya mean by that? I”ll have you know, I’m quite the gentleman!” Mammon: “Besides, November told me to read the letter by myself in my room <3 And that’s exactly what I plan on doin’.” Satan: “Well, open it then, Mr. Gentleman.” Leviathan: “Yeah, I don’t think you will be savoring the moment for long, after you take a look at what’s inside.” Mammon: “Ugh, fine! Gimme a moment.” Belphegor: “Mammon’s grown awfully silent.” Lucifer: “That’s because the “love letter” is from me. Although I call it an “official written demand for repayment”.” Leviathan: “Hah! What a noob, lol.”"

- ”Listen Up!” chat - The Demon Brothers (New) (7)

"Barbatos: November, before you leave, could you come to the council room? November: Are you going to confess your love to me? Barbatos: Only if you want me to."

- ”Recipe 2” chat - The Royals

"Lucifer: “The Hell coffee you just made me…It was awfully bitter.” November: “Of course.” Lucifer: “You were aware?” Lucifer: “Hell coffee becomes bitter when you prepare it for someone that you're fond of.” Lucifer: “It’s a special property of the coffee beans.” November: “Did you leave any?” Lucifer: “Of course not, that would be a waste.” Lucifer: “I drank every last drop of your feelings.”"

- ”Bittersweet” chat

"Satan: “You’re just the sort of demon who’d be the most susceptible to that syrup, Mammon.” Belphegor: “Out of curiosity, what sort of demon are you referring to, exactly?” Satan: “Clueless morons who hide how they really feel and act self-assured to mask their own inadequacies.” Mammon: “What?! Now, hold on! Don’t call me stupid!” Lucifer: “So, out of everything he just said to you, that’s the only part you have a problem with?”"

- ”Crazy Stuff” chat - House of Lamentation (New)

"Satan: "Hey. Somebody left their jacket on the sofa, it's going to get creased." Leviathan: "Pfft. You're like a mom." Asmodeus: "Thanks for always looking out for us, mom!" Beelzebub: "What's for dinner, mom?" Lucifer: "I am going to be late tonight, mother." Satan: "I am going to kill all of you." Satan: "So, who does it belong to?" Belphegor: "Sorry, it's mine. I'll pick it up later...mom.""

- "The Brothers' Mother?" chat - The Demon Brothers (New)


 * Satan: Someone drew two people sharing an umbrella on the blackboard.
 * Leviathan: Kids these days loool.
 * Satan: One of them was November, but the other one was rubbed out.
 * Belphegor: Isn't that an old human world charm?
 * Lucifer: I'd imagine it as a work of some demon or succubus.
 * Lucifer: Surely my brothers would not stoop to such childish behavior.
 * Asmodeus: Yeah, even I wouldn't go that far.
 * Beelzebub: Hey....weren't you drawing something on the board during lunch break, Mammon?
 * Mammon: Gah! Don't rat me out like that, Beel!"
 * Leviathan: Seriously? Lmao.
 * Lucifer: >:(
 * Belphegor: Mammon can be cute like that sometimes.
 * Mammon: I ain't cute! And y'all better forget about it or else! -"Who Drew the Couple?" chat, The Demon Brothers (New) (7)


 * Satan: Have you all noticed? November seems to be feeling down lately.
 * Lucifer: I have.
 * Mammon: Seriously?! Is she okay?!
 * Lucifer: Mammon, you should apologize.
 * Mammon: Hey, I didn't do anything! -"The Big Surprise 1" chat, The Demon Brothers (New) (7)


 * Satan: Hey. What was that in the kitchen?
 * Satan: Something menacing was growing inside a cup.
 * Leviathan: That was the latte art Mammon made.
 * Leviathan: Remember when everyone was talking about your latte art yesterday?
 * Leviathan: Mammon decided to try his hand at it, too. And you saw the fruits of his labor. -"Satan’s Latte Art 3" chat, 345 (3)


 * Asmodeus: Mammon! Throw away the clothes you're wearing right now!
 * Mammon: Huh?! Why should I?!
 * Mammon: Why don't you throw away yours, huh?!
 * Asmodeus: I don't want to! I happen to like them!
 * Mammon: You’re the one who started wearing stuff ya normally wouldn't!
 * November: What’s going on?
 * Belphegor: I wouldn't worry about it.
 * Satan: They just happened to wear the same outfit today.
 * Leviathan: They looked so cute in their matching outfits lmao.
 * Asmodeus: You guys better shut up! -"Taste in Fashion" chat, House of Lamentation (New) (8)


 * Beelzebub: Phew, I finally finished cleaning the garden. I’m starving…
 * Beelzebub: Why do I always lose at rock-paper-scissors anyway?
 * November: 'Cus you always go with rock…
 * Beelzebub: >:0
 * Beelzebub: You should've said something, sooner!
 * Beelzebub: …Is this why Mammon and Asmo always want to play rock-paper-scissors with me to decide stuff? -Caught Out chat


 * Asmodeus: Hey, why don't we try the pie-throwing party we saw on TV yesterday?
 * Leviathan: I'm in!
 * Leviathan: Plus, we could mix in some super spicy sauce into the pies, too!
 * Asmodeus: That sounds great! If it's a battle you want, then we gotta add something with more of a punch!
 * Leviathan: Like…when you get hit with a pie, Lotan jumps out?
 * Satan: Have you two taken leave of your senses?
 * Satan: If Lucifer finds out about this, the walls will be splattered with more than just pies, and you know it. -Pie-throwing Party chat, 345 (3)


 * -|Devilgram=
 * Solomon: Okay, then. I guess maybe I’ll help Simeon out in the kitchen?
 * November: No! Stay here and play games with us, Solomon!
 * Simeon: Right, exactly! I can handle things on my own on the kitchen. But I’d appreciate if you could entertain our guests, Solomon. How does that sound?
 * Solomon: Are you sure? Well, alright. I suppose I can do that.
 * Luke: Nice one, November! That was close. Right, Asmodeus?
 * Asmo: Yes, I don’t like the idea of dying on my birthday. That’s not really the kind of irony I find funny... - Purgatory Hall Sleepover Devilgram


 * Lucifer: …They're not here.
 * Lucifer: ...
 * Lucifer: Beel, did you eat the eclairs I put in the refrigerator?
 * Beelzebub: No.
 * Lucifer: I see...
 * Beelzebub: Damn. I didn't realize there were eclairs in the fridge...
 * Lucifer: That's not what you should be upset about, Beel. - The Rulebook Devilgram

""You wanna know something? I don't have any regrets followin' you. And I'd wager the rest of 'em probably feel the same way; Be who you are, Lucifer. Even with how bad things can get, you should still ne the same guy - the top dog who knows he's better than anyone else. Ne so proud that people go around sayin' you're full of yourself.""

- Mammon to Lucifer, The Rulebook Devilgram


 * Mammon: Hahaha! Prepare to be blown away by the voice of The Great Mammon!
 * Belphegor: Can we expect to be blown away from your skills or your lack thereof? -Karaoke After-Party! Devilgram

""This is supposed to be a party, but your face looks like you're at a funeral. What's the matter?""

- Simeon to Lucifer, Lucifer the Patissier Devilgram

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind, a hotel that rehabilitates sinners!"
 * -|Anime=

- Charlie, The Pilot

"”I bet life would be more fun if I were as stupid as Mammon.”"
 * -|Miscellaneous=

- Belphegor, Homescreen

"“Solomon can be quite devious, so don’t let your guard down. Hm?...what do you mean "just like me"?”"

- Lucifer, Homescreen