Save Me, Lucifer

Save Me, Lucifer is the first solo audio drama that was released alongside Lucifer's character song Arcadia on August 25th, 2020.

English Translation
Lucifer: This budget is impossible... I'll have to add 5%.

Leviathan: Lucifer, whatcha doin'?

Lucifer: Oh, Leviathan. I'm preparing the materials for the upcoming student council officers' meeting.

Leviathan: Hmm... Anyway, the Wi-Fi's been acting up. Any idea why?

Lucifer: If that's the case then... Sataaan!

Satan: Huh?

Lucifer: Would you please not download so many e-books all at once?

Satan: Wha.... How'd you know?

Leviathan: What, Satan again? Thanks, Lucifer.

Asmodeus: Lucifer!

Lucifer: Ah, Asmodeus.

Asmodeus: For today's look, which would go better; a black shawl or a white one?

Lucifer: I would say black.

Asmodeus: I thought so! I was just thinking the same thing. Helpful as always, Lucifer.

Beelzebub: Lucifer.

Lucifer: What is it, Beel?

Beelzebub: Lucifer, I was thinking about getting a whole roast havoc devil, but-

Lucifer: The salt's over there.

Beelzebub: Thanks, Lucifer! That's exactly what I was looking for!

Mammon: Lucifer!

Lucifer: Not Mammon...

Mammon: Lucifer! Can I borrow your credit card? Pretty please?

Lucifer: Fine, but don't spend too... Hey, wait a second. Don't try and take advantage of all this commotion to swipe my card! No, you can't!

Mammon: Hmph, so close!

Belphegor: *zzz* *yawn*

Lucifer: Belphegor, you'll catch a cold napping while standing up in a place like this. Go to bed.

Belphegor: *zzz*

Lucifer: I'm getting nowhere with these materials. I guess I'll do them in my room.

Leviathan: Lucifer, the Wi-Fi's acting up again...

Lucifer: Yeah, so, Satan!

Satan: Hmph...

Asmodeus: Lucifer, should I tuck my hair behind my ears or leave it untucked?

Lucifer: Maybe behind the ears would look better.

Beelzebub: *munch* *munch* Lucifer, I got this vampire bat sandwich and I-

Lucifer: The sauce's over there.

Mammon: Lucifer, so about your card-

Lucifer: No!

Belphegor: *zzz* *zzz*

Lucifer: What are you doing back here? I said go to bed!

Leviathan: Lucifer, the Wi-Fi!

Lucifer: Satan.

Satan: Hmph.

Asmodeus: Lucy, fur, yes or no?

Lucifer: Hey, don't be making puns with my name...

Beelzebub: Sushifer!

Lucifer: That applies to you and your sushi too!

Mammon: Lucicard!

Lucifer: Come on, that's not even close.

Belphegor: *snore* Luzzzifer *snore*

Lucifer: Don't snore my name in your sleep!

Leviathan: Lu...

Asmodeus: Ci...

Beelzebub: Fe...

Mammon: Rrrrrr.

Lucifer: Did you really just each say a different part of my name?

Mammon, Leviathan, Asmodeus, and Beelzebub: Lucifeeeer!

Lucifer: Don't harmonize! What in the Devildom do you all want? *sigh* Okay, I'm done...

Lucifer: Are you all happy now? Starting now, I ban you from uttering the name "Lucifer" for the next month.

Mammon, Leviathan, Asmodeus, and Beelzebub: Whaaat?!

Diavolo: Lucifer.

Lucifer: Banned, I said! Banned!

Diavolo: Huh? What's gotten into you?

Lucifer: Ah, Diavolo, it's nothing.